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Joke of the Day

"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"

"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"

"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"

"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad."

"Donald Trump..."

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"

"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"My credit card number is 4339-8245... Wait. Is this Amazon?"