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Joke of the Day

"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"

"Hi reddit, I'm a Japanese pearl diver! AMA."

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"Telling your date that she reminds you of your ex is a bit like farting after a curry. It's risky and is probably not best done during a blowjob."

"my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me"

"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"

"Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon? Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4."

"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."

"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."