198930

Joke of the Day

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite."

"Santa is on honeymoon this Christmas."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"

"Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than ""horsemeat""."

"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"