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Joke of the Day
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
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"Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine."
"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."
"I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses."
"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"Some kid just threw a bottle of milk at me HOW DAIRY! His behaviour was udderly disgusting. It just skimmed my head."
"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."
"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."
"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."
"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."