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Joke of the Day
"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."
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"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"
"Hey, have you heard about the new Micheal Bay film? I've heard the lead role goes to explosions."
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
"Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke."
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"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."
"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."
"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."
"Follow your dreams, into traffic."