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"what do you call an American Tardis? a reTardis"
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"Me when my friends are sad: 268 text messages of advice and tell them how perfect they are. Then when I'm sad: Oh, sorry ."
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"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."
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