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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"

"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"You want to know a neat trick to get yourself to stop being annoyed by a baby crying? Close the lid to the dumpster."

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"

"Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan."

"I looked into a blonde's eyes but all I saw was the back of her head!"