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Joke of the Day
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
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"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."
"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said ""I do probe Ono."""
"There is nothing worse than running out of toilet paper and having to ask the guy in the next stall to wipe you."
"Did you hear about the guy who got herpes in his eyebrows? He was looking for love in all the wrong places."