19892

Joke of the Day

"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China? Pollution."

"What happened to the blind circumsizer? He got the sack."

"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."

"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."

"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."

"If pizza places cold called people's homes and asked if they wanted to order a pizza, I guarantee you their business would triple."

"Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum."

"My therapist thinks I have a drug problem. My dealer says she's overreacting."