19892

Joke of the Day

"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"

"What do you call a Gay Jew? A Heblew"

"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."

"I WILL NOT click on your tinyurl link, no matter what people are saying about me."

"A man tries to punch a wood chipper He is unarmed."

"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."

"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."

"My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink"

"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."

"I just used the messiest urinal... If you ever see the model ""Dyson Airblade"" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower."