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Joke of the Day
"Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite"
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"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."
"Whoops, wrong sub"
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"
"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."
"This joke is like gravity. A force."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"
"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""