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Joke of the Day
"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
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"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"
"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."
"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"
"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable."