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Joke of the Day
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
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"Her heart was in the right place.. In her chest to the left"
"if it's called morning wood for men then what is it for women.. Morning dew."
"She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot."
"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"The FDA has announced a ban of all pre-shredded cheeses They want to make America grate again."
"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"
"My girlfriend said she would leave me if I did't stop singing The Monkee's. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer."
"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."