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Joke of the Day
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
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"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."
"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."
"By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same..."
"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""
"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."