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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."
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"Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken."
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"I made up a color in my head today. It was a pigment of my imagination."
"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."
"What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins"
"Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness."""
"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."
"The guy who wrote the book ""everybody poops""... ...should write Number 2"