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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."

"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""

"What do Nazis have for breakfast Luftwaffles"

"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."

"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."