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Joke of the Day

"Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"

"What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets? A Rug's Life."

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."

"Who has more sense a woman or a wall? The wall. It knows how to keep its mouth shut, do its job, stay fuckin put!"

"Two cannibals are eating a math teacher. Another approaches, and asks.. ""Hey, can I have sum?"""

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."

"The inventor of the Frisbee died yesterday. Per his final wishes, he'll be thrown onto the roof and forgotten about until next summer."

"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"