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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
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"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."
"So a termite walks into a bar... And asks, hey, is the bartender?"
"I like to sit on my hand AFTER i jerk off... ..makes me feel like someone else is making me a sandwich."
"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"
"Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it's getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself."
"What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms."
"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"
"Guy on phone telling gf he's bringing her a HUGE bouquet b/c 'she deserves the best'. Hilariously, he was peeing at a urinal the whole time."