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Joke of the Day

"How did that bullfight come out? Oh it was a toss-up!"

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"

"What did they gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? ""That rotten asshole split on me again!"""

"Two reasons I won't give money to homeless people. 1. They're probably just going to buy beer with that money. 2. I'm going to buy beer with that money. Edit: changed for to with."

"I get 9"" in bed every night. That's how much mattress is left for me once the dogs get comfortable."

"Do you know why they don't have 13th floors on most buildings? Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall. No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . ."

"A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate."

"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."

"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"