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Joke of the Day
"How did that bullfight come out? Oh it was a toss-up!"
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"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."
"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"
"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."
"When Jesus went to heaven technically he was moving back in with his parents.."