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Joke of the Day
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
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"My ex-wife says I have 2 brains. One is a penis... ...and apparently, the other's an asshole."
"Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready."
"Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder."
"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."
"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"
"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."
"Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99."
"an irishman walks out of a bar Hey! it could happen"
"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."