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Joke of the Day
"The latest research shows that... Research is pointless."
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"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"
"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"
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"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."
"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"
"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."
"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."