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Joke of the Day
"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."
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"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"
"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"
"Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water."
"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"What do you call a fruit that won't get married? A Cantaloupe."
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"
"Girlfriend: ""What's senior year without a little slacking?"" Me: ""Junior year."""
"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"