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Joke of the Day
"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."
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"Do you know what's black and doesn't work? Decaf Coffee."
"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :("
"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."
"I just had my ass blasted.. It was an explosive diarrhea."
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"So I went to the pharmacy the other day I went in and bought a box of condoms. The cahsier asked me whether I wanted a bag? I said no thanks, she's not that ugly."
"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."