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Joke of the Day
"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."
Next Joke
"Why do they call me seven days? Because I'm weak."
"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."
"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
"This might be an uncomfortable subject for some... But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940."