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Joke of the Day

"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""

"I won a fight that was five against one in Baltimore today. We totally kicked the shit out of that guy."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."

"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."

"Sex with mentally disabled ppl (okay for work) What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome? . . . Slow clap"

"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice."

"What is the best letter who represent a man? (A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail."