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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."

"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"

"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."

"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."

"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"

"I'm selling a WWII relic.... A beautiful French rifle. It's never been fired and only dropped once."

"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"