198825
Joke of the Day
"Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
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"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."
"1890 How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist? (alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended."
"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"
"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."
"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"
"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"
"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."
"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"