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Joke of the Day

"If I were a woman I'd probably use tampons because it seems like it would be hard to stuff a maxi pad all the way up there."

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"Gay guys are fucking assholes."

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

"Why was Eric Clapton arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"TIFU by falling asleep on the john at noon. I meant Job. I fell asleep on the Job. :D :D"

"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They always punch up the fuckline"

"The more ""normal"" you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you."