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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"
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"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"
"People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again."
"[sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost? [kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now"
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."
"2 humorist were fixing a bomb in a car humorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. humorist 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more."
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