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Joke of the Day

"Children are the gift that keeps on taking."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."

"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"

"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."

"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."

"My wife is gorgeous, selfless, amazing, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."

"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."