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Joke of the Day

"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."

"Lesson learned: toddlers don't understand sarcasm. As a side note, don't say 'bite me' around toddlers that don't understand sarcasm"

"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"

"Pro Tip: On 20th wedding anniversary, giving wife a book called ""The Many Benefits of Kegels"". Is not a great idea. I know this now."

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."

"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."

"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"