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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)"
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"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"
"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."
"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"
"What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water."
"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."
"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."
"Knock knock Heisenberg Knock knock Who's there I am the one who knocks I am the one who knocks who You know exactly who I am say my name Heisenberg You're goddamn right."