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Joke of the Day

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"

"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."

"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."

"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"

"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"

"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"

"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"

"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"

"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."