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Joke of the Day

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

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"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"
"Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans."
"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"
"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."
"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."
"What kind of karate do Rabbis know? Jew Jitsu."
"Im probably the best ever at being humble."