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Joke of the Day

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."

"I just don't get the immigration issue... If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards."

"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."

"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"

"""BUT WE'RE DATING!"" the blonde screams, ""I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND."" ""You were"" Hefner chuckles. ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""