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Joke of the Day
"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."
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"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."
"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"
"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."
"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."