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Joke of the Day

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."

"What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash..."

"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"

"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"

"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."