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Joke of the Day

"What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash..."

"Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died a year ago."

"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"I rang a gym yesterday and asked them if they could teach me to do the splits ""How flexible are you?"" they asked ""Well I can't do Tuesday's"""

"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."

"*nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!"

"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."

"Did you hear about the kid who was born without eyelids? They used his foreskin to make eyelids. The poor little kid is gonna be *cock*eyed the rest of his life."