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Joke of the Day

"What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash..."

"What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful."

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."

"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"

"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."

"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."

"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."

"Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car"

"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."

"I thought I had ADD because I have a hard time concentrating when I read books. But it turns out I'm just lazy and not very smart. Phew!"