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Joke of the Day

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"Teacher : How can we keep our school Clean? Student : By Staying at home. :p"

"My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better"

"Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully."

"Don't lie you would touch all sorts of weird shit with a ten-foot pole."

"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ."

"How do u make a Pirate angry? Take the P out of him."

"sdkgnosdngosdg;klm'gtmq[rasmgladmgladmgladmngksdngksdnkgnadkfgnkasgnkpasngksangkasngkdsgksgnkdgnkdgk; I just hacked the CIA [redacted]"