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Joke of the Day
"Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours."
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"I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way... So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness."
"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"
"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"
"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"
"Every time I have sex with a woman I always assume she has herpes... ...that way I don't have to tell her about mine."
"My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."