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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."
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"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."
"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."
"What's the dieeference between /r/Showerthoughts and /r/jokes?"
"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"
"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."
"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"
"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"
"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"