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Joke of the Day
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"I JUST HAD AN ESPRESSO WHO WANTS TO JOUST?"
"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."
"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"
"From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave."
"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"
"Lance Armstrong...Optimist or Pessimist? So, Lance, do you see the scrotum as half-full, or do you see the scrotum as half-empty?"
"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."
"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"