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Joke of the Day

"You know you are old when... You need a viagra first before having sex"

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."

"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"

"What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin? Ponzi Buddy."

"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."