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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."

"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."

"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"