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Joke of the Day

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"The difference between a tire and a black man... A tire doesnt start to rap when you put chains on it."

"Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants? Because they shared genes!"

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."

"You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets."

"Back in the day... ...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico..."

"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."