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Joke of the Day

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."

"Santa got stuck in the chimney. So I grabbed the nearest lube & rubbed him down. Then he REALLY came down the chimney!!"

"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"

"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."

"Orange Jews 100% Concentrated."

"If you can't handle me getting arrested in my pajama pants at Walmart than you don't deserve me buying produce in my yoga pants at Target."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"

"YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose."