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Joke of the Day

"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"

"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."

"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"

"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."

"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"

"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."

"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""

"My husband asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don't have to participate."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"