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Joke of the Day
"January 20, 2017 The day America expires."
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"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"Chemists do it on the table... Periodically."
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."
"Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor"