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Joke of the Day
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note."
"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"
"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."
"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."
"How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur? Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE"