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Joke of the Day
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
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"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"
"I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night."
"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."
"I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable."
"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"
"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"