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Joke of the Day

"What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple"

"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"

"[in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't"

"My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days."

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"What is small, red and square? A small red square."

"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"