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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"
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"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."
"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasnt the right answer"
"TIFU by forgetting that today is Fathers day But it's actually on the 21st...soooo"
"If you're American before you go to the bathroom and American after. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."
"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"
"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."
"You had me at let's get divorced."
"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."