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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"
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"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."
"Two sausages are sitting in a skillet... One sausage says to the other, ""It's getting a little hot in here..."" The other sausage turns to him and says, ""OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"""
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding"
"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."
"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."