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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
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"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? One .... or two?"
"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog."
"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."
"What did the tooth say to the dentist? ""Fill 'er up!"""
"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"
"Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*"
"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"
"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"