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Joke of the Day
"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."
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"Roses are red Violets don't matter. When a woman says 'I love you' Men scatter."
"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."
"Me: Put on your seatbelt. 13: Do I have to? Me: not if you want your face shattering the windshield 13: cool Me: PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!"
"Do you like this hotel? Then why don't you Marriott !!!! Hahahah"
"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."