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Joke of the Day
"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."
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"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"
"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"
"i got you a candy necklace for a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead"
"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"
"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."
"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""